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Woody Allen

1935-?. American director, actor and comedian.

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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

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I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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