Mae West

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon: it's time to cash in.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.