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Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) American newspaperman and short-story writer.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Helen Rowland (1875-1950) American journalist and humorist.

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.

Friedrich Schiller (1759-1805) German dramatist, poet and historian.

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flowers and friends. I asked him what kind of wedding he wished for; he said one that would make me his wife.

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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.

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A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, as such, it rivets mankind.

Walter Bagehot (1826-1877) British economist.