A good wife and health is a mans best wealth.
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a ''Master of Arts'' and a ''Doctor of Philosophy'' after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
Helen Rowland (1875-1950) American journalist and humorist.
A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.
London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) Irish poet and dramatist.
The philosophy of the common man is an old wife that gives him no pleasure, yet he cannot live without her, and resents any aspersions that strangers may cast on her character.
George Santayana (1863-1952) American philosopher and poet.
To suckle fools, and chronicle small beer.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616) British poet and playwright.
This comes of James teaching me to think for myself, and never to hold back out of fear of what other people may think of me. It works beautifully as long as I think the same things as he does.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish writer.
He will hold thee, when his passion shall have spent its novel force, something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse.
Lord Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) British poet.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.