A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.
A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Peter Ustinov (1921-2004) British actor, writer and director.
An ambassador is not simply an agent; he is also a spectacle.
Walter Bagehot (1826-1877) British economist.
Consul. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) American newspaperman and short-story writer.
To act with doubleness towards a man whose own conduct was double, was so near an approach to virtue that it deserved to be called by no meaner name than diplomacy.
George Eliot (1819-1880) British writer.
There are few ironclad rules of diplomacy but to one there is no exception. When an official reports that talks were useful, it can safely be concluded that nothing was accomplished.
John Kenneth Galbraith (1908-2007) Canadian-American economist.
Diplomats were invented simply to waste time.
David Lloyd George (1863-1945) British statesman.
When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat.
A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.
Diplomacy is thinking twice before saying nothing.