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Physician. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) American newspaperman and short-story writer.

As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid.

Jean de la Bruyère (1645-1696) French satiric moralist.

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.

Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) American statesman, scientist and philosopher.

Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?

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