Physician. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) American newspaperman and short-story writer.
As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid.
Jean de la Bruyère (1645-1696) French satiric moralist.
He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) American statesman, scientist and philosopher.
Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?